A.J., Master Calculator

At the beginning of your upkeep, total the sum of all converted mana costs among permanents you control. If the total is odd, put three 1/1 green Spider creature tokens with reach onto the battlefield. If the total is even, put two 2/2 red dragon creature tokens with flying onto the battlefield.
"You and what army? Oh... That army..."
-Kynaios, former leader of Meletis