Akshanth Bondla

+2: Create a 1/1 simp creature token that cannot block or be blocked.
-1: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control have haste" or "Creatures you control have first strike"
-6: Make a statement, and write down if it is or isnt a cap. Target opponent guesses if it is, and if they are wrong, your creatures get +5/+5.