Al Capone

{x}{x}{b}{t}: Saint Valentine's Day Massacre 1929- Deal X damage to up to X targets
{1}: Illegal Liquor Transport- Until end of turn, take control of target Artifact or Enchantment
{2}{b}: Bodyguard- Target Creature gets +0/+2 until end of turn
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"You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun."
- Al Capone