Al Gore, The Super Cereal

When Al Gore, The Super Cereal enters the battlefield, create four 1/1 Kid creature tokens
with the following abilities:
Kid 1: {r}, {t}, Sacrifice: Tap target permenant.
Kid 2: {u}, {t}, Sacrifice: Counter target spell.
Kid 3: {g}, {t}, Sacrifice: Create a treasure token.
Kid 4: {1}, {t}, Sacrifice: Return target
creature from your graveyard to your hand.
"EXCELSIOR!"