Albedo

Eminence - Once, during your upkeep, you may
place a Dakimakura onto the battlefield. It is a
Legendary Artifact Token with Exalted.
Deathtouch, Flying
If you or Lord Ainz Ooal Gown are damaged by
a source, Albedo deals equal damage to it or, if
the source cannot be damaged, to its controller.
Incidentally, she is a total slut.
She is in love with Momonga. - Momonga