Albedo, Ultimate Waifu

Flying Haste Lifelink Hexproof Vigilance
{w} Cold Breath
{b} Acid Breath
{r} Flame Breath
{p/b} Deathtouch
Whenever Albedo, Ultimate Waifu enters
the battlefield if your opponent is hetero
male, you win the game. If your opponent is...well..it doesn't matter you still win
the game.