Albert Yesveg

Whenever a Vegetable you don't control dies,
untap Albert Yesveg.
{t}: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities
and becomes a colorless Vegetable Food artifact
creature with base power and toughness 0/1 and
"{2}, {t}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life."
Vegetable creatures you control get +2/+2.
"Potato, potato."