Albus Dumbledore

{t}: Oblitivate (target creature can't attack or block).
{t}{8}: Thick Woolen Socks (your opponent has to buy you a pair of socks).
{t}: Bernie Bott's Everyflavour Beans (roll a 6 sided die. 4 or higher, target creature is unable to attack or block. 3 or lower, all creatures are unable to attack or block.).