Alex, Busy But Unhurried

At the beginning of your upkeep draw X cards and
deal X damage to any target where X is the number
of destiny counters on Alex, Busy But Unhurried.
Whenever you cast a spell on an opponents turn,
scry, or put a land onto the battlefield from
anywhere other than your hand, put a destiny
counter on Alex, Busy But Unhurried.
"All I need is MILF Denny's. Everything else is
optional." — Alex