Alex, Leader of the Storm

All Humans you control have training.
Inspire —{x}{w}{w}, {t}: Take control of an
opponent's creature on the field, where {x} is its
mana cost. Untap it, and control it for 2 turns
with 2 +1/+1 counters. After 2 turns pass, destroy it.
"How do we check how much money is on our food
cards?"
"Do you have any idea where I am right now?"
"...no...?" -Alex Hoffman