Alex Merced the Annoying

{t}: Sacrifice Alex Merced the Annoying: Target
creature becomes a 0/1 colorless Script
artifact creature with Indestructible and
"Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it
deals that damage to an opponent."
{1}{b}{b}{t}: Target creature gets a deathtouch
counter.
{1}{w}{w}{t}: Target creature gets two +1/+1
counters.