Alex Merced - The Annoying

{t}, Sacrifice Alex Merced the Annoying:
Target creature you control becomes a 0/1
artifact creature with indestructible and
"Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it
deals that much damage to target player"
{1}{b}{b}{t}: Target creature gets a
deathtouch counter
{1}{w}{w}{t}: Target creature gets
two +1/+1 counters