Alex, the Storyteller

Plot Armor - This card is indestructible and
cannot be exiled.
If {r} was spent to cast this card, it has double
strike.
If {g} was spent to cast this card, it has trample.
If {u} was spent to cast this card, it has {t}: Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
If {b} was spent to cast this card, it has lifelink.
"The best way to make friends is to make comic book caricatures of them."