Alex, Viau Port Captain

Indestructible
When Alex, Viau Port Captain enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
{r}: target creature gains haste or first strike
until end of turn.
{g}: target creature gains vigilance or deathtouch
until end of turn.
''Two things are coming your way : the biggest slap of
your life and a trip to the Shadow Realm.''