Alexander Tacoton

{2}, {t}, Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 3 life.
When you sacrifice Alexander Tacoton, take the
game to a restaurant and order each player a
meal. The player who has the worst reaction
while eating loses 5 life, sacrifices a land, and
puts Alexander Tacoton onto the battlefield
under their control. A person outside the game
such as the waiter or waitress must be the judge.
"If you don't enjoy it, you will pay the price."