Alich, the Abyss Malebranche

If you control a non-Burning Abyss Creature, destroy Alich, the Abyss Malebranche.
If you have no non-creature Permanents, you can play Alich, the Abyss Malebranche without paying it's Mana Cost.
If this card is sent to the graveyard, {b}{b}: Target creature loses all abilities.