Alidee Astley

{w},{t}: Gain 2 life.
{1}{b},{t}: Target player discards a card.
{1}{r},{t}: Deal 3 damage to target creature
or player.
{w}{w}{b}{b}{r}{r}: Deal 3 damage to each creature
and player, gain 1 life for each creature and
player delt damage this way, each player
discards 2 cards.
"Ew, don't touch me"