Alien Adrenochrome

Put 3,141,592 Microdose Counters on Alien Adrenochrome when Cast -1 Microdose Counter & -1 Life {T}: Replace Target Creature you Control w/Buddha, Apollo, HAL 9000 & Hunter S. Thompson until End of Combat. Replace all Cards where they were & Creature Gains {1} to Untap -3,141,592 Microdose Counters, -9 Lives, Skip next Turn, Eradicate Alien Adrenochrome: All your Creatures lose Tapping, Banding, Haste & All Enchantments & Gain Vigilance, First Strike, Double Strike, Trample, Rampage, Flying, Exalted, -2/+9 & Colorless until End of next Turn.