Allen, the one true god

Haste, flash, trample, annihilator 24, menace, lifelink, deathtouch, protection from everything
When Allen, the one true god enters the battlefield, tap everything opponents control
Allen, the one true god gets +2/+2 for every creature that is tapped the same turn it enters
{10} play Allen, the one true god from your graveyard if an opponent tapped a creature