Allen, the sus

Put x bruh counters on Allen, the sus.
Whenever a bruh counter is removed from Allen, the sus, you lose that much life

Once per turn you can choose an ability:
1. Remove x bruh counters; put x -1/-1 counters
on target creature until end of turn
2. Remove 15 bruh counters; target opponent gains 8 poison counters
3. Remove x bruh counters; put +1/+1 counters on Allen, the sus until end of turn