Allodoxaphobia

Bestow {w}{w}{u}{u}{b}{b} (If you cast this card for its bestow cost, it’s an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it is not attached to a creature.)
Allodox (Whenevr this creature attacks, each player, starting with you names an evergreen effect. For each effect named, this creature gets -1/-1 and gains the named effect until the end of the turn.)
Enchanted creature gets +5/+5 and gains Allodox.