Alucard, The Bird of Hermes

Indestructible, deathtouch, lifelink

Soul Absorbtion- Whenever a non-token creature dies, add two +1/+1 counters on Alucard.

Dark Composition- {p/b}{p/r}: If Alucard would be removed from the battlefield, instead you may remove a +1/+1 counter from him and he phases out.

Human vs Monster- If Alucard is attacked or blocked by a human creature that is not also an outlaw or phyrexian, he loses all abilities, counters, and keywords during combat against that creatu