Alvar Vacker

Cumulative upkeep {1}{b}
Can’t be blocked except by gnomes or vanishers
If there is another Vacker on the battlefield, Alvar
must attack the other Vacker’s owner, which can include Alvar’s controller
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“He’s not so bad. No one is. That’s what makes villains so scary. They’re not as different from
us as we want them to be.”
-Sophie Foster, about Alvar Vacker