Alvarez's Electric Whip

Haste, Vigilance
Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control
with total power 2 or more : This Vehicle becomes an
artifact creature until end of turn unless recharged.)
Recharge: Sacrifice a creature, pay 1 life, and
wait for 3 hours.
"Y'all are just jealous! I'm going to Chipotle."
- Albert Alvarez