Amazonian Furry

Women go free — Choose a creature you control. That creature fights another target creature you
don't control. If you win the fight, put the top card
of the land deck onto the battlefield tapped under your control.

"Well, hello! I usually don't say this but you are the most beautiful trio of gigantic ladies I've ever laid eyes on. I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boo--"
—Zapp