America

{t},{r}: Put a 1/1 Republican creature token into the battlefield under your control.
{t},{u}: Put a 1/1 Democrat creature token into the battlefield under your control.
{t}, Sacrifice 3 Democrats: Search your library for a card named Donald Trump. Put it into your hand. Shuffle your library.
"In America, anyone can become President. That's the problem."
-George Carlin