American Express on Steroids

When American Express on Steroids enters the
battlefield,
tap a white person (the card art has a Caucasian
in it).
Create an American Cheese token.
If you tapped a white person with a power more
than 3, give the American Cheese token +2/+2
and Flying.
{t}: Add {r}, {w}, or {u}. Use this mana to cast
soldiers.