Ammon Garcia-Fart Master

{t}{1}Better Than a Piece of Poop: Put a 1/1 counter on target creature or target player gains 1 life.
{t}{1}Biggotry: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature or target player loses 1 life.
{t}{3}Paralyzing Fart: Tap all non-artifact creatures. They don't untap during their owners next untap phase.
{3}, Sacrifice Ammon Garcia-Devastating Fart: Deal 3 damage to each planeswalker and 1 damage to each creature.