Amplo'rel, Luminary of Lore

The toughness of each creature is X, where X is the number of words in that creature's flavor text minus the words in the non-flavor text. (A word is anything separated by a space)
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A life without story is a candle without a wick,
un-living in darkness, forgotten.
It is story that shapes heroes' reality and gives meaning to their struggle. Even the simplest tale can ignite the imagination and forge mighty destinies.