An Actual Nuclear Squirrel

Haste, Trample, Deathtouch
Deathtouch to players
Any creature on the battlefield can help
block this creature
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"Oh Lord it's coming oh Gods oh
heck darn oh boy ah jeez it's almost
here" Former residents of Bala Ged