An Easy Con

Discard two cards.
If this spell is put into the graveyard, you
lose 5 life.
If this spell is exiled, your maximum hand
size is reduced by 1.
If this spell is countered, your maximum hand
size is reduced by 2.
If you control a black permanent, you may
put this spell into the hand of a player that
does not control a black permanent.
It was over before it had even began