Anakin, Chosen One

At the beginning of combat on your turn, create
a token that's a copy of target noncreature
artifact you control, except its name is 501st
Trooper and it's a 4/4 Construct artifact creature
in addition to its other types. It gains haste until
end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the
next end step.
This is where the fun begins.