"And it was THIS big..."

Hear a person within Pirate's Alley regale you
their story of an encounter with the deadly
knucklehead trout, Ol' Bitey.
Alternatively, one party member may belt the
lyrics to Ol' Bitey's enchanted tune:
"There s a place I like to go
Farther up the river s flow;
Where it is, I do not know;
Must be under all that snow."