Andre, Salt Miner

Indestructible, Hexproof.
Whenever an effect controlled by an opponent
makes you lose life or put a card into your
graveyard, put a salt counter on Andre.
Remove X salt counters from Andre: Attacking creatures you control get +X/+0. If X is 5 or
more, they gain trample. If X is 10 or more, they
gain infect and double strike. Exile those
creatures at the end of the combat.