Andrew, Second to None

Double strike

At the beginning of your upkeep if you have the
second highest life or are tied gain 2 life, if you have
the second most cards in hand or are tied draw 2
cards, if you have the second highest power creature
on the battlefield put 2 +1/+1 counters on a creature
you control, and if you own exactly 2 cards in exile
return one to your hand.