Android 13, Red Ribbon Redneck

Sacrifice two artifact creatures with mana value 3 or more, {5}{b}{b}: Monstrosity 5.

Ward {4}, If Android 13 is monstrous, it gains trample and vigilance.

If Android 13 is monstrous, then when it attacks, it deals 7 damage to any target, ignoring all effects that would stop a creature from being destroyed or unable to be targeted.