Androo, the Teabrewer

Flash
{x}{b}{u}, {t}: Eldritch Blast: Deal 1 damage to any target X times. The user can pick target for each Eldritch Blast.
{2}{u}: Target creature gains +0/+2 until the end of opponent's turn.
"This is outrageous! Is every merchant in this city as ignorant in terms of knowledge of tea?"