Angoulême, Odd Lookalike

Whenever you attack, target attacking creature
can't be blocked this turn. It connives. Then
choose another attacking creature with lesser
power. That creature gains double strike until end
of turn. (To have a creature connive, draw a card,
then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland
card, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.)

"I knew that a brothel in Toussaint would be a
better fucking way of making a living."