Angry Italian Mother

Hexproof, Deathtouch, Indestructible, Vigilance, Lifelink, Reach
{0}Wooden Spoon - Summons wooden spoons to
use as weapons of mass destruction.
{0}Famiglia - Summons aunts and grandmothers to fight along side her. All family summoned this way share all of this card's abilities.
*/* - This creature's power/toughness are equal to
the anger of the mother - limitless.
"A pissed off Italian is scary; a pissed off Italian mother with a wooden spoon - there is no place in heaven or hell where you