Angry Redneck

Trample, Menace, Indestructible
{t}{8}{r} obliterate the bastards by destroying all opposing non-land permanents
{t}{3}{r}{r} take a smoke break and lose 5 life,
then gain 15 life because you had a beer instead,
put a Beer Counter on Angry Redneck
{t}{10} fly into a drunken rage and deal X damage
to all players, where X is triple the number of
Beer Counters on Angry Redneck
remove all Beer Counters due to sobriety