Animate Object

Target noncreature artifact becomes an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to
its converted mana cost until end of turn. Gain control of that artifact until end of turn. Untap
that artifact. It gains haste until end of turn.
Madness {2}{u}{r} (If you discard this card, discard it
into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or
put it into your graveyard.)
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