Annoying Angler

Indestructible
{1}{g}, {t}: Annoying Angler fights target creature
you don't control. Goad that creature. Annoying
Angler deals damage equal to that creature's
power to that creature's controller. (Until your
next turn, a goaded creature attacks each combat
if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
"Like, what's so gross about saying moist?"