Anointed Procession

If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many
of those tokens instead.

"I don't care if it's god's own anti-son-of-a
blam! machine or a giant hula hoop! We're not going to let them have it, when we will let em'
have is a hail of bullets to drown in their own
blood! AM I RIGHT MARINES!?"