Anti-Gravity

Until end of turn, if a player would draw a card,
they instead exile a card from their hand, and if
they would discard a card, they instead put the
top card of their library into their hand. Each
opponent draws a card and you discard a card.
"WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!? WHY AM I
FLOATING?!?!?" - Highly Confused Chipmunk Lord