Anubis, Dread Judicator

Shroud (This creature can't be the target of
spells or abilities.)
Whenever a creature becomes the target
of an instant or sorcery, you may have that
spell affect Anubis instead.
Whenever a creature is removed from the
battlefield, Anubis can copy that creature's
abilities until the next creature is removed.
Trigger enter the battlefield abilities copied
this way.