Apasniy 2.0

Shroud, Trample, Defender
Apasniy 2.0 can't attack or block
{p/r}{t}: Apsniy 2.0 deals 1 damage to any target
{8}{t}: If your commander is Kalian the Greatest, put them from your command zone onto the battlefield
What did you just say? Come on, let's get this straight.