Aphrodite

Haste, Lifelink
When Aphrodite is blocked or blocks a male creature, that creature deals no combat damage
that turn
{t}: Target creature becomes a male creature
{x}{t}: Aphrodite deals x damage to target
non-male creature
{w/u}{t}: Target creature deals no combat damage
when it attacks
"I love you, and you, and you"
-Aphrodite