Apprentice Skintwister

{r}: Deal 1 damage to an undamaged creature.
{u}{b}, {t}, Discard 2 cards: You may put a card
from your graveyard into your hand.
I've never grafted limbs this massive onto one of your
kind before. I wonder if your spine can support the
weight of the additional musculature? I have my
doubts, but we shall soon find out conclusively. Feel
free to express your discomfort as loudly as
you find necessary.