Archadae, Thrice Sodomized

{w}{w}: If Archadae, Thrice Sodomized left
the battlefield three times this turn,
you win the game.
{b}{b}, sacrifice Archadae, Thrice Sodomized:
Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
"I swear to Heliod, if You sodomize my ass one more time!"