Ardvald, Petty Thief

At the beginning of each combat, if Ardvald,
Petty Thief is untapped, any opponent may
tap it. If they do, create a treasure token.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you
control 8 or more treasures, you win the game.
When Ardvald, Petty Thief dies, exile it and
search your library for a card named The
Humble Rest. Put it into your hand.
Then target opponent gains control of
all treasure tokens you own.
"I'm not payin' no taxes. Oh shi..."